This month it was all about ankles, bobbies on the booze, double hard bastards, and the heat death of the universe.
We also learnt that in this Orwellian dystopia, Pep is watching you.
Johnny 5 could read a book in seconds, but he couldn’t speed up facetiming his mam
Don’t worry, the t-shirt will also match after it’s been bunged in the wash
Socks and Sandals: The Next Generation
This guy always comes to fancy dress parties as a Tudor pub
You know when you’ve been Tangoed
Santa spends his summer months in the Philippines
I told him if he didn’t pose I’d beat him up
There is no god
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Harry Maguire is not worth £90m.
The ghost of Carhartt future
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